A hilarious tribute to the beloved Oregon Trail computer game, this book delivers 50 snarky, hard-earned life lessons straight from the trail. With its signature 8-bit style and witty pop culture references, it captures the absurdity of pioneer life like running out of supplies, getting lost, or inevitably succumbing to dysentery. Packed with nostalgia and laugh-out-loud wisdom, this is the perfect gift for anyone who grew up fording rivers, hunting for pixelated deer, and trying (and failing) to make it to the Willamette Valley.